Greetings Internet,
Ok, so I made it through this very long marathon. It’s over, that’s it! Why did I listen to my brother when he said that this would be a good idea? So here’s a nice really long review.
1) Resident Evil (2002)
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, James Purefoy, and Eric Mabius
Rating: R
The Plot: When a secret corporation facility locks down a group of agents and three civilians go down to investigate it with two of them not remember who they are.
The Review: I never played the video game so when watch this one I had no clue what it was about. The one thing that I got out of my brother was: zombies and I thought dear goodness another one. As you all know I not a big fan of zombie films but one must try everything right? So I will say I was thoroughly confused threw out so much of this film and I think that it came from lack of explanation since the film seemed to be geared to then game audience that already had knowledge on the plot. I eventually caught up with what was going on but that was like five minutes before the story ended. I must say Milla Jovovich is just badass when she starts remember what she can do especially her fight scene against the infected Dobermans, which are completely gross by the way. As for the special effects on the monsters the supposed T-virus creates, their a bit crappy considering that it is the early 2000’s so there is a bit of a rubbery look to the creatures. By the end since I got most of it I was ok but then of course the end ending in a cliffhanger still left me a bit confused. On a last note they need to tone done the hard rock music, it was a bit too much and block sound and dialogue.
Watch it?
Well… I guess if you like slightly gross exaggerated action film with a girl kicking butt in a skimpy nightdress (yeah, really who wears that with boots and does crazy kick and stuff in it?)
Trailer Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4yqRGlgwkc
More info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120804/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
2) Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Director: Alexander Witt
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Jared Harris, Oded Fehr, and Mike Epps
Rating: R
The Plot: Set right after the first one the T virus has now contaminated the city.
The Review: Not one but two girls kicking butt! What and both in unrealistic skimpy outfits because what detective dresses like that? Jill Valentine does apparently. I know it’s shocking but at least this one not only made more sense but clarified the last one like Alice’s name being Alice so that was good at least. Well anyway Alice now being super-human because some experiment that the Umbrella Corporation did on her. This results in her entrance to the film really cool but just a bit exaggerate. The damn dogs are still in this one much to my dismay. Anyway the story is simple save a little girl of a man who created the T-virus in exchange for safe passage. Of course that all gets complicated by the head scientist or whatever of the umbrella trying to get Alice back because she’s super human after bounding with the T-virus but I will say that the special effects did improve.
Watch it?
Slightly better and less confusing then the first but still an over exaggerated sci-fi so if you go for that sort of thing ok, I guess.
Trailer Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IM9e3yYLzM
Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKerx0r-oRI
More info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318627/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
3) Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Oded Fehr, and Iain Glen
Rating: R
The Plot: Set a while after the second and after the world has fallen victim to the deadly T-virus a group of survivors is trying to find a safe refuge.
The Review: I don’t understand why these movies find it necessary to confuse people by jumping forward with a lack of explanation. I mean were did everyone go? We see Carlos but where’s Jill and everyone else? All right at least the special effects are getting better and the fight scenes are still great and Claire Redfield is a cool character. There was one scene in particular that I really enjoy that shows off Alice’s cool powers, which I have provided a link to. The story is a bit random in some places due to the fact that it wasn’t really developed well. Okay so the guy from the last movie wants to capture Alice to use her blood to advance the zombies’ intelligence. I don’t know that’s what I got but they also talk of her blood being the cure so which is it? I don’t think even the Umbrella Corporation knows what’s going on but I give it credit for getting a little better in its graphics, although that darn dogs are in this one too. Shocker cliffhanger ending!
Watch it?
Its better graphic wise other then that my previous comments still stand on whether or not to watch it still stand.
Trailer Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCdceLoSTE
Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAyuGyUbfbI
More info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432021/?ref_=sr_6
4) Resident Evil: Afterlife
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Wentworth Miller, and Boris Kodjoe
Rating: R
The Plot:
The Review: Ok, so great intro but really exaggerated follow up action scene. This is tells us where at least some of the characters went for once. What the zombies can mutate?! Since when? This just makes them grosser especially those darn Dobermans. I hate those dogs. Now Alice is back to being just human in this one, which means no awesome powers or a fight scene where she wins almost to easily. The story introduces some new character, some are random like Wentworth Miller’s but I’ve learned to just let things slide it this movies because if you focus on it too hard the movie gets worse and more confusing. Well now being Alice and her group are trying to escape a prison where they’re seeking refuge from all the zombies to get to the ship that may be their only hope of survival. Claire is the only character from the last movie really and hoe this one end is really not necessary. I mean the whole thing could have ended happy but no Umbrella just has to make a vindictive move.
Watch it?
Hey if you’ve made it this far, congrats and you might as well finish the series.
Trailer Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dc5iiT0f1s
Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ROsNamLVqk
More info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220634/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
5) Resident Evil: Retribution
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Michille Rodriguez, Oded Fehr, Sienna Guillory and Boris Kodjoe
Rating: R
The Plot: Alice and the a group of resistance members fight their way out of Umbrella’s most dangerous facility.
The Review: Oh my god the last one! After five of these I have conclude that it has the same plot for each film; Umbrella creates a problem, Alice fights to fix it, Alice wins, and Umbrella creates a knew problem then you repeat the circle. Then again one can argue that most of the films in Hollywood repeat stories, I guess. Now when I read the tagline as “evil goes global”, I thought “oh yay going to different countries.” While this one does take place in Russia it does not travel the world…well not literally because the station has simulations of different cities. Again we do get to see where some characters ended up but not others and new ones are introduced that you don’t really know where they came from like Ada. Yes, she kicks butt but what are you doing there and why are people switching side? I was happy to see some character that had died come back but it had a confusing beginning that was kind of oddly written in to introduce a character and a malicious Umbrella plot. Surprise their trying to make money off the T-virus. I must say thumbs up for the special effect and graphics progression into being pretty bad to good. As always fight scenes are over exaggerated but ok for this film. The dialogue throughout the films isn’t too good and the stories have plot whole and gaps from fast forwarding and rewinding at the beginning of each film without explanation but like I said visuals are ok but each one of these movies are designed like a video game and move in and out of like a digital screen to show movement in other areas like it would if you were playing it of a PlayStation. You get used to it. I stayed confused throughout this entire series because of the plot wholes till I finally said I give up I’m letting go of the story and watching them as vaguely connected but almost separate movies and just playing attention to Alice’s storyline since it has the least gaps.
Watch it?
If you really want to but not the best sci-fi or zombie movie I have seen.
Trailer Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fetL5JuKGv4
Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpDtY-X5PHo
More info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1855325/?ref_=sr_1
I’m done with these movies and don’t really have much to say about them besides what I have repeated above and I’m glad I survived through them. Oh and watch for hidden end scenes on some of them! Look forward to a review on Blue Jasmine and one on The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones next.
Until next time,
Jackie